Quotes about dogs that are worth keeping
The
reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous
Don't
accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann
Landers
If
there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will
Rogers
There
is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben
Williams
A
dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself.
-Josh
Billings
The
average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy
Rooney
We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can
spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam
Dogs
love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure
love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund
Freud
I
wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita
Rudner
A dog
teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times
before lying down.
-Robert Benchley
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never
washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known
will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up
to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean,
here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a
cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used
to the idea.
-Robert
A. Heinlein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog
will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry
Dogs
are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog
biscuits in your
pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret